1. Wander Through a Tim Burton-Esque Medieval Village
Campanópolis is a surreal mock Medieval village that’s made mostly out of salvaged materials. Tim Burton fans will love this village’s other-worldly look. The project is the brainchild of millionaire Antonio Campana, who didn’t let his non-architecture background stop him from pursuing his dream after being diagnosed with cancer.
2. Follow Dino Footprints
Located just outside the Ernesto Bachmann Museum in Villa El Chocón, 80 kilometers from the Southern City of Neuquén, visitors can see dinosaur footprints preserved in the original site in an area near the museum called Balneario Municipal. The museum itself also offers a “be a paleontologist for a day” kids program for a small fee.
3. Visit Argentina’s “Atlantis”
You won’t need snorkeling gear for this one, as it’s not underwater anymore — but Villa Epecuén was underwater for decades. Now that waters have started to recede, it’s a trippy ghost city ripe for wanderers. Once a prosperous spa town, Villa Epecuén flooded over thirty years ago and remained underwater for about 25 years. The result makes for some pretty apocryphal ruins — think half-eroded buildings and petrified trees. Oh yeah.
What: Villa Epecuén
Where: Villa Epecuén is located in Buenos Aires province. Drive to the town of Carhué and look for signs to Playa Eco Sustentable, which will take you directly to Villa Epecuén.
4. Tunnel under Buenos Aires
The Jesuits built a network of tunnels underneath Buenos Aires called the Manzana de las Luces, or “Block of the Lights.” It’s still unclear why the tunnels were built and exactly what their function was. What we do know, however, is that they’re fun to explore.
What: Manzana de las Luces
Where: Perú 272, Buenos Aires
Need to know: The city offers guided tours Monday to Friday at 3 PM. Saturdays and Sundays at 3 PM, 4.30 PM and 6.30 PM. Reservations are not required in advance, but can be arranged by phone: +54 11 4343 3260.
5. See a Forest Shaped Like a Guitar
This one’s for the romantics. Once upon a time there was a woman whose dream was to design a giant guitar, made entirely from trees that you could see from the sky. Tragically, she died a sudden death, so her husband made her dream his own. That’s how the Guitar Forest was born. This forest is in the middle of The Pampas, so it may be easier to visit virtually: Google Earth coordinates are -33.867865, -63.988014.
What: La Guitarra de árboles
Where: In La Pampa, somewhere.
6. Try to Find The Holy Grail
Yes, allegedly The Holy Grail is in Patagonia, so channel your inner Indiana Jones! Who knows what the truth is, but rumor has it the Nazis were poking around in various areas of Argentina looking for relics. The story goes that the Templar Knights buried The Holy Grail in an underground site, which Nazis believed was located in the Somuncurá Plateau. Even if you don’t find it, this area has a large natural reserve that you can do other Indiana Jones-like activities in — hiking, horseback riding and the like.
What: Somuncurá Plateau
Where: Meseta Infinita, 8424 Los Menucos, Río Negro, Argentina, +54 294 461 3100
7. Draw Naked People
Dust off, or, if needed, buy a sketchbook so you can try your hand at drawing nude models; while listening to live jazz at the popular Jam de Dibujo, or Drawing Jam, in Buenos Aires (disclaimer: the author occasionally works at the event). Populated by a mix of professional artists, art professors, art students, and a sprinkling of hipsters, it always makes for an artistically inspired evening. When it comes to art, the city is hopping — check out these other great spots.
8. Play with Penguins
Last but not least, PENGUINS! Who doesn’t love penguins? Head down to Ushuaia, the “end of the world” and grab your cutie fix with a penguin colony. Of course, there’s a lot of other amazing things to see and do in Ushuaia, but penguins are, well, pretty unusual. The program also includes waterfalls, and — it being Patagonia — plenty of magnificent views.
What: TieRRa Turismo
Need to know: This excursion is only available in the Argentine summer (October 15 – April 30).