Everybody may think that being a couple is all about romance, long-stemmed roses and candle-lit dinners. So here are some tips on romance from a more jaded point of view.
Silence is golden
Let out some gas and see how much they love you…
Hearts on your… umbrella
Because wearing your heart on your sleeve is just so 1994.
Stop…
…And laugh at all the people stuck in traffic (suckers!).
Always show some sass…
…Because life is boring unless you know how to throw ‘shade’!
Sharing is caring…
But more importantly, someone else’s food always tastes better.
Walk tall and celebrate your differences …
Because walking like other chickens is just so mainstream.
Make it art!
Remember, stripes are slimming.
Always show your pride …
You will be amazed how much face paint and glitter can make your day.
Take a moment…
For body warmth.
Always look to the stars…
And then cop a feel while they’re not looking.
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