Almost as famous as pizza, pasta and shiny red Vespas is Italy’s reputation for bureaucracy. Try to open a bank account, schedule a doctor’s appointment or do just about any seemingly simple task here, and you’ll learn the meaning of red tape. With enough mind-boggling rules and regulations to fit every conceivable scenario, there are some laws even the locals haven’t heard about.
Crimes against fashion
As a nation of well-groomed fashionistas, looking good matters to Italians. Casually wearing your flip flops anywhere other than the beach is a sure sign you’re not a local, but according to The Huffington Post, wear a skirt in public if you’re a man and you could risk being arrested. There’s no clarification if this also applies to Roman centurions posing for photos with tourists outside the Colosseum though.
Hands off, men!
In 2008, Italy’s Supreme Court ruled that men who touch their genitals in public, even just for a quick scratch, are committing a criminal offence. Good news for social etiquette, bad news for any men who still believe the superstition that a quick grab to the trouser area wards off bad luck.
No making sandcastles at the beach
Amazingly, something as innocent as building sandcastles on the beach could land you in trouble with the law in Eraclea, a small beach town near Venice. With fines ranging from €25 to €250, as reported in The Telegraph, you may wish to leave the bucket and spade at home.
Goldfish bowls are banned
Following a campaign by animal rights activists a bylaw was passed in Rome banning all round goldfish bowls. Experts claimed the shape doesn’t provide enough oxygen and city councillors eventually agreed the bowls are cruel to fish. The same fish-friendly bylaw also ensures legal protection to people who feed colonies of cats. Go figure.
No noisy footwear
If you’re heading to Capri anytime soon, you may wish to pack your slippers – the island has outlawed noisy footwear. Strutting your stuff in clogs could result in more than just a fine too; one couple was actually arrested for their ‘excessively noisy flip-flops’.
No kissing in cars
Planning a romantic getaway? Be aware that in Eboli, a small town in the region of Campania, it’s banned to kiss in a car. The regulation was put in place to deter young couples who, presumably with nowhere else to go, would park up near the town centre, in an area well known as a meeting place for lovers.
Even dead people need health care
It’s unclear exactly how this law came about, but the rule is pretty clear. If you intend to drive with a corpse on board, please ensure it has health insurance, otherwise you could be fined up to €3,098. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Don’t save a spot at the beach with a towel
In Sirolo, a small town on the Adriatic Coast in Italy’s Marche region, it is banned to save a space at the beach using your towel. Retenews24 originally reported this insult to British tourists but made no mention of how vigorously the ban is enforced.
Smile. Or else!
Miles of designer shopping, an eclectic mix of architecture and one of the most impressive cathedrals in Italy – there’s plenty to smile about in Milan. Just be sure to keep grinning, because, according to The Huffington Post, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times. Exceptions are made for funerals and hospital visits.
Three’s a crowd
Sitting on a park bench might sound like a harmless activity but do it in a group of three after 11 p.m., and you’re breaking the law, says The Independent. Thankfully, the rule only applies to the city of Novara in the Piedmont region. Lawmakers from Viareggio in Tuscany are also vigilant about their benches; put your feet up there and you could be fined.
It is illegal to die in Falciano del Massico. This small town in Campania doesn’t have a cemetery so, in March 2012, its mayor decided to solve the problem by outlawing death. Apparently, two of the town’s older residents had already defied the law before the end of that first year.