Lentil as Anything
An affordable meal is quite easy to find if you know the right places to look. For those residing in the chilled out suburb of St Kilda (and Abbotsford), Lentil as Anything is perfect to get a good feed and help the community with their ‘pay as you feel’ mantra, meaning you pay what you think the meal is worth. The funds go back into the community because the guys at Lentil provide training, counselling services and visa sponsorship among heaps of other good stuff.
Lentil as Anything, 41 Blessington St, St Kilda, VIC, Australia, +61 430 388 984
George Calombaris’ new restaurant chain, Jimmy Grants, boasts the best chips going around, covered in oregano and feta and delicious souvas all for around $16. Stores can be found all across Melbourne from the CBD to Fitzroy and even out in Ormond.
Sometimes nothing can beat a classic cheeseburger, and when Huxtaburger has one on offer for under $10, how could you resist? There are plenty of options for everyone with chicken burgers and kids sizes available too. This little gem can be found on Smith St north of the city, in the CBD and on Chapel St for all the south-siders, as well as a few other locations.
Huxtaburger, 357 Collins St, Melbourne, VIC, Australia, +61 3 9417 6328
Oasis Bakery, situated in the heart of south-side suburbia, is a trove of amazing Lebanese cuisine, from bread to falafel and hummus. You can score a drink, chips and a wrap or plate of goodness of your choice for under $7. Oasis is opening a new store in Mornington, so everyone out on the peninsula will soon be able to enjoy the cheap goodies Oasis has to offer.
Oasis Bakery, 9/993 North Rd, Murrumbeena, VIC, Australia, +61 3 9570 1122
The Happiest of Hours
Hoo Haa Bar
Hoo Haa Bar on Chapel St has two-for-one cocktails Wednesday to Sunday nights as well as $5 beer, wine and house spirits. This trendy restaurant, bar and beer garden is a Chapel Street staple for after-work drinks or to start a big night.
Hoo Haa, 105 Chapel St, Windsor, VIC, Australia, +61 3 9529 6900
Asian Beer Café
Just about everyone who has ever had no money in Melbourne has started a night at Asian Beer Café in Melbourne Central. Celebrating eight years, ABC is a student staple. Its CBD location makes it easy for everyone to get to, and happy hour from four till eight every night means $7 cocktails, $6 spirits and $10 jugs. The atmosphere is always vibrant, and the eclectic Asian décor mixes perfectly with the diverse crowd.
St Kilda’s nightlife is always pumping but not always the cheapest; Big Mouth on Acland Street is the number one spot to hit on a weeknight. There is Tuesday night trivia, $10 cocktails on Wednesday and make Thursdays a big one with happy hour running from 10 p.m.-1 a.m. Plus, there is a dance floor, so once you’ve had a few cheap drinks, everyone can get down to the good tunes.
Big Mouth, 168 Acland St, St Kilda, VIC, Australia, +61 3 9534 4611
Shaw Davey Slum
For all those north-siders, Shaw Davey Slum has $8 cocktails and $10 jugs every day. This Melbourne University favorite is perfect for any student in the area, with concession specials daily and parties for stressed out students post-exams and long weekends.
Shaw Davey Slum, 171-175 Elgin Street, Carlton, VIC, Australia, +61 3 9825 8980
The Corner Hotel
Music lovers flock to The Corner Hotel in Richmond for its perfect location and cheap live music. Just a couple of minutes walk away from Richmond Station – the Corner always has great live acts from local names like Japanese Wallpaper to international acts such as George Maple. Tickets range in prices but can be as cheap as $20. With a huge range of genres and demographics covered, the Corner will have something for you.
The Corner Hotel, 57 Swan St, Richmond, VIC, Australia, +61 3 9427 7300
Sometimes you need to stop watching Netflix and get out of the house; the Astor Theatre has your movie desires covered with their famous double features at just $15.50 for concession. Most nights will include some throwbacks from Alfred Hitchcock classics to Mean Girls. The Astor is an icon in Melbourne and a must-visit for anyone wanting to head to the pictures for half the price.
Astor Theatre, 1 Chapel St & Dandenong Rd, Melbourne, VIC, Australia, +61 3 9510 1414
1000 Steps (aka the Kokoda Memorial Track) in the Dandenong Ranges is one of many outdoor adventures awaiting the Melbourne cheapskate. This is an absolute must for anyone who’s ever been to or lived in Victoria. The walk is steep and around an hour and a half return but worth it for a fun and cheap day out. Of course, Victoria also has heaps of beaches and parks on offer that are not only beautiful and a great way to get a tan but also 100 per cent cost-free.
It would be a sin to be in Melbourne for more than five minutes and not head to the MCG for a footy match. Student tickets are only $17 and are a great way to start the night or have a chilled afternoon.
Let’s keep the Melbourne icons theme rolling as we throw out the number one attraction for any miser/hipster hitting Melbourne: the famous alleyways filled with intoxicating street art. Scattered across the CBD, Melbourne’s graffiti scene is an ideal addition to a day of exploring.