Dreich
Meaning dreary, gloomy, bleak, miserable, grey, depressing, devoid of sunshine… you get the picture! The mothership of all Scottish weather words and used more times that cans of Irn-Bru are opened, it’s no shocker that ‘dreich’ was voted by Scots as the nation’s most favourite word in a government poll.
Pure Baltic
It’s absolutely (insert swear word) freezing to the point that you will probably be chitterin’ (shivering) away.
Snell
Frightfully freezing to the point that it feels like the weather is piercing your skin.
Flaggie
A muckle (large) snowflake.
Fret
Dinnae fret for a ‘fret’ is a piercingly chilly and damp mist hurtling in from the sea.
Mochie
Can be applied to those squirmy moments when clamminess cloaks you and warm, uncomfortable dampness sets in due to those horrid, humid days.
Bullet Stanes
Quite simply, hail stones.
Drookit
Totally and utterly soaked to the bone, drenched, sodden, soaking. If your clothes are ‘drookit’ then you clearly didnae hae a brolly (umbrella) or perhaps the rain was so torrential that the brolly couldn’t stop your clothes fae being drookit!
Jeelit
A great sounding word meaning absolutely bloody freezing.
Sump
When the rain comes down with gusto and great strength.
Gloaming
That alluring and evocative twilight dusk that descends upon a place in the early hours of the evening. Dates back to the fifteenth-century in an old Scots text: ‘the glomyng of the nycht’.
Greetie
Coming from ‘greet’, the Scots for ‘cry’, ‘greetie’ means raining and showering down.
Haar
If you can spy the haar venturing in then you are witnessing that notable wispy mist gliding in from the East.
Plowetery
If it’s plowetery, then it’s all a bit of a shambles really. Rainy, showery, grimy and damp.
Oorlich
The word ‘oorlich’, meaning undesirably damp, nippy, cold and chilly is a grand chance to accentuate the Scots ‘ich’ sound. NOT to be pronounced ‘oor-lick’!
Smirr
That annoying, drizzling kind of rain that ruins your day. It’s not epic enough to have a lazy ‘rain day’ indoors but still manages to soak you slowly but surely.
Feefle
A word used to describe that magical swirling, twirling, dancing kind of snow that makes you want to build a snowman.
Flindrikin
Just a wee bout of snow here and there.
Stermm
The stuff of stars!
Spitters
The kind of slushy, chilly snowflakes or icy raindrops that touch your skin during a firm gust of wind.
Unbrak
Used to describe moments when a thaw is on its way.
Pish-oot
An intense downpour when it’s ‘pishing it doon’!
Watergaw
See Scottish poet Hugh McDiarmid’s poem ‘The Watergaw’ for an in-depth description. You know when you see a rainbow but then realise it’s not a full rainbow, rather a hypnotic snippet of a rainbow with no pot of gold at the end? That potion of colours is a ‘watergaw’ and emerges after a hefty bout of rain. Do not confuse it with a rainbow.
Auld wives and pike staves
In other words, ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’!
‘The rain is God’s way o’ cleanin’ the coos’
Every cloud has a silver lining!
‘Cast not a clout till May is oot’
Words of wisdom. Basically, you don’t want to look like ‘mutton dressed as lamb’ going about the place like a dafty, wearing sandals exposing your toes when the weather isn’t even in full summer swing yet! Wait until the blossoms of May reveal themselves.
Yer grandpa’s like the weather — nae pattern!
The good old Scottish weather is unpredictable, to say the least.
