Never turn up to a BBQ empty handed
If you are invited to a BBQ in Australia, whether at a house, park or beach, never turn up empty handed. Whether you make a salad dish, provide some meat for the BBQ, bring dessert, or bring some booze to go around (a bottle of wine or champers are excellent options), always turn up with a little something as a helping hand and thanks.
Learn the local language
Aussies speak English, but they tend to have their own slang words that strongly control their Australian English. To help you out, here are some words to remember with American English translation: thongs = flip flops; togs/swimmers/bathers = bathing suit; tomato sauce = ketchup; chuck a u-ey = make a U-turn/turn around; do you want to join us for tea = do you want to join us for dinner.
Australia is huge
No, really, Australia is massive! You may think you could hop on a quick flight from one side of the country to the other, but the reality is that a flight from Brisbane to Perth will take over five hours, or three days to drive. Not an easy feat. However, each state is so vast that there is plenty to do. Whether you make it to two or more states and territories, or you stick to the one, there is never a dull day.
Wear LOTS of sunblock
There is no doubt you want to go to the beach, soak up some rays and get a stunning tan. Don’t. Well, only if you do smother yourself in sunblock as Australia’s sun is harsh. Without an ozone layer, Australia doesn’t only heat up very quickly, but the rays are also harmful to your skin, to a point where you can feel your skin sizzling. A sunburn that lasts weeks with the potential to blister – you don’t want to get burnt in Australia. If you have beautifully white skin, it may be best to wear a hat and a sundress/shirt to keep your skin covered.
Summer is different right across Australia
Don’t worry about the last one – summer is amazing, and each city provides a different type of summer. Regardless, do wear plenty of sunblock no matter where you are. From the dry summers in Perth to the humid summer in Brisbane and a cold summer – if you can call it summer – in Hobart, plus a year-long summer that occurs in Darwin, each city offers something different to make you feel like you are travelling to different countries. So be prepared for anything.
You will not see wildlife everywhere, nor is everything deadly
The hopes and dreams of seeing kangaroos and koalas roaming the streets are long gone; with the cities developing fast, the wildlife have headed inland. If you want to see these native animals, you will need to visit a zoo or wildlife park. While on the subject of animals, not everything you see is deadly, and if they are, it is quite unlikely they will actually kill you.
Smoking isn’t cool
Yes, people smoke, and it’s not a bad thing as it’s your life choice, but in Australia, it’s not cheap at all. With a legislation soon to be passed charging $40 for one packet of cigarettes, you won’t want to get into the habit over here, unless you’re prepared to say goodbye to that dream holiday, car, house, and the list goes on. Oh and not to mention, there are some cigarettes with truly gruesome pictures on the packets.
Be prepared to go offline
The internet in Australia is slow and expensive, unlike places such as London where the internet is everywhere. If you must have the internet, the best and cheapest option is to buy yourself a hotspot to take around with you. The best part about these is not only will it connect you, but some also have the ability to double up as a portable charger for your phone!
Tim Tams are the new Oreos
Technically, Tim Tams came first, but Aussies like to keep these to themselves – you’ll understand soon enough. One packet of Tim Tams will be finished in the blink of an eye and will have you crying out for more, so be sure to stock up, especially when you are packing your suitcase to leave Australia.
Aussies don’t have pennies
Australian money is colourful and plastic, and the size of the notes increases as the value increases. Also, everything is rounded to the nearest five cents; thus, the smallest change provided is five cents. However, do not ditch your coins, as the $1 and $2 are in fact coins, not notes.
Cars drive on the left
Driving in Australia is quite common as public transport isn’t necessarily the best, but it does depend on which city you are in. So in regards to driving, remember to keep left. However, if you are planning on walking and taking the public transport, remember cars drive on the left, so be sure to look right before crossing. Or to be extremely safe, look both ways several times before crossing – which is what you should be doing.
AFL and Rugby are better than football
To the rest of the world, football is great, but to Australians, football – which to Aussies is soccer – isn’t the preferred sport, especially when AFL and rugby are around. Yes, Aussies love to play, well, any sport really, but most of the population watch these two sports. If you happen to be in Australia at the right time, buy tickets and head down to watch a game, or watch on the TV, over a few bottles of beer, and embrace the favourite Aussie pastimes.
Driving is a privilege, don’t be stupid
There are numerous don’t drink and drive, and don’t do drugs and drive, campaigns throughout the country, and to put further emphasis on this, there are plenty of speed cameras, police cars and other various traffic controls everywhere you go – seriously, they are everywhere. The police also stop cars at random to conduct breathalyser tests. Also, keep in mind that it’s illegal to touch your phone while your key is in the ignition – each state has different laws, so brush up on them before you touch it.
Always swim between the flags
This may seem trivial, but remember how Australia is known to have shark-infested waters? Well, if you swim between the flags, you are less likely to meet one of these sharks. These flags are also put into place to protect you from dangerous swells, and it is here that lifeguards are found. If you choose to go into the water, be sure to never swim alone.
Show some respect
Now, you may not come across an entire tribe, but many Australians today show great respect towards the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people; after all, they are the traditional owners of the land you are living or stepping on. These respects are also paid verbally before certain ceremonies, meetings and events.
Borders into Australia can be very strict
Australians are laid-back people, which is true; however, if you try to bring certain things into the country that are prohibited, then border control will stop you. Some things that are forbidden include fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, plants, seeds, feathers, skins, drugs (although if it’s medication, it must be declared by your doctor in writing), weapons, protected wildlife and firearms. So, think before you pack.
Call 000 in an emergency
For the emergency number in Australia, call Triple Zero (000), not 911. You will then be directed to either the police, fire or ambulance departments depending on the emergency and the severity. They will guide you through the process and help you via the phone where necessary and when they are able to.
Booze is religion, and so is coffee
Standing as ‘one of the world’s major quality wine and beer producing nations’, it’s easy to see why Aussies love their booze. But, no matter what people say, Aussies do not drink Fosters. Rather, there are plenty of locally brewed beers like Victoria Bitter (VB) or XXXX, so try one of them – otherwise, head to the numerous wine valleys across the country for some truly delectable wines. Not to mention, if you need a coffee to get through the day, Australia knows how to make a good coffee; after all, they did invent the Flat White.
Rentals are listed $ per week not month
The biggest shock of them all is finding a brand-new, five-bedroom house, with a pool, deck, outdoor kitchen (and inside too, of course), overlooking the beach, and seeing that it’s only $750. The harsh reality is, in Europe, it’s easy to read it as per month, but in Australia, this means $750 per week. If you’re still unsure, be sure to ask the agent before agreeing to anything and being way in over your head.
Aussies don’t tip
Although it’s common to tip in places such as America, in Australia, the minimum working wage is a lot higher, meaning tipping isn’t necessary. All service charges are included in the bill, so you will never have to worry about adding extra, but if you choose to tip, that’s based on how much you feel their services should be tipped.
In the city it’s okay to be LGBT
Aussies know they are a bit behind on marriage equality in Australia – they are working on it – but walking through the big cities, it’s more than okay to be out and proud. Aussies are proud of who they are, whether LGBT or not, as it’s part of the culture; however, if you go out to the smaller towns, they are not always as welcoming or open minded to this ‘idea’. Don’t believe it? Watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert to get an idea of what to expect out there.