If you have watched Pirates of the Caribbean 30 times, or just really enjoy a rum cocktail, the Smuggler’s Cove is your paradise. The front door is unmarked and inconspicuous, but upon entering you are greeted with three floors of swashbuckling-themed decor. The Cove serves up over 200 types of rum, mixed into meticulously handcrafted cocktails.
Smuggler’s Cove, 650 Gough St., San Francisco, CA, USA +1 415 869 1900
Do you like books? Do you like booze? Then you’ll love Novela Bar. With the looks of a library that’s received a glamorous makeover, Novela is a literary lover’s haven. Color-coded tomes line the walls, and portraits of famous authors decorate the back. Head over for Cinema Sundays, featuring movies that have been adapted from classic tales.
Novela Bar, 662 Mission St., San Francisco, CA, USA +1 415 896 6500
Be forewarned, this dive bar is not for the overly squeamish or faint of heart. Kozy Kar has pin-up girl posters lining the walls, bras hanging from the ceiling, and the occasional five-second clip of retro porn flashing across the TVs. Stepping into this kitsch bar is like entering a 1970s time warp. The booths are made of anything and everything – old car parts, water beds, half of a jacuzzi, you name it. The drinks here aren’t anything special, but they are strong, which at a bar like this is all you need. Leave your inhibitions at the door, and you’ll have a night you won’t forget (or will you?).
Kozy Kar, 1548 Polk St., San Francisco, CA, USA +1 415 346 5699
Butter is where San Franciscans go when they want to have an unabashedly good time. The front of the bar is decorated with half of an RV, the themed menu does not disappoint and beer cans are served in paper bags. A live DJ spins hip hop and 1980’s pop, setting the perfect vibe for all-night dancing.
Butter, 354 11th St., San Francisco, CA, USA +1 415 863 5964
If you’re tired of the old sitting and sipping routine, you’re ready for Urban Putt. This mini-golf bar features 14 holes. Sign up by the front door, and grab a drink at the bar while you wait for your game. Whether you’re a skilled golfer, or just like to drink and whack golf balls, this spot is a guaranteed group hit.
Urban Putt, 1096 S. Van Ness Ave., San Francisco, CA USA, +1 415 341 1080