Please don’t break my achy-breaky- (made of cake and pastry) heart. But if you must, at least get me a dozen of those decadent Nutella Bambolonis.
The Sausage Factory
You may be thinking what’s so clever about this? It’s much more amusing when you realize this Italian restaurant is named thus as it is located in Castro, San Francisco’s most fabulous gay neighborhood.
Holy Water: The bar where Jesus turned water into wine.
Bacon Bacon – the emphasis on the beloved breakfast item basically guarantees a good experience.
Beer 39: A cute play on where this place is located, Pier 39.
Cafe Bun Mi
Cafe Bun Mi: spelled Banh Mi in Vietnamese, this restaurant helps non-Vietnamese speakers pronounce that tricky term.
Every 6 Weeks
With a salon called ‘Every 6 Weeks‘, you legitimately have no excuse when it comes to forgetting to get your hair cut.
Another Café: this cafe is just being honest in the most humbled, nonchalant type of way.
Hand Job Spa
Hand Job: this is certainly not as it first appears. This is a respectable nail salon/spa for the best manicure around -another head turner from the Castro area.
800 Larkin – this name is extremely subtle in its formulation of impact. When you’ve had an awesome night out, how often can you remember the exact club you were in? With a name this simple, you’ll never forget where to come for a top night.