But good news is here, just in time for holiday season. With a little help from the enormously entertaining /wtfamazon subreddit, Culture Trip presents the weirdest gifts Amazon can offer, for the true eccentric in your life.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Superheroes are everywhere now; there’s a movie with a caped crusader released every couple of months. So why buy another Batman action figure, when you can embrace the powers of the crazy cat lady instead? Great gift for the real-life crazy cat person in your life as well.
Ninja Flip T-Shirt
Sometimes you really need to be able to disguise yourself as a ninja at a moment’s notice. Well, Crazy Dog T-Shirts has you covered, literally. The front of the T-shirt invites passersby to ask about your ninja disguise. When they do, simply flip the shirt over your head and nobody could ever distinguish between you and a ninja. Perfect for the quirky person who leaves an immediate impression on new people.
Nicholas Cage Face T-Shirt
Nicholas Cage – sometimes – pulls a weird face. That’s apparent. So why not plaster his face all over a T-shirt and sell it? This is 2016, after all. For fans of Nicholas Cage, or just the faces he makes, this is an apt holiday season gift.
A Life-Sized Bigfoot Statue
If you’re willing to pay $111, you can get a medium-sized Bigfoot, stretch to $149 and you’ll get a large. But pay $2,520 and you will be the proud owner of a life-sized Bigfoot statue, to give to whichever friend you think would appreciate it most.
Canned Unicorn Meat
If unicorns were real, they’d be beautiful, rare beasts. So, inevitability, American dentists with no joy in their lives would hunt them down and kill them as a vacation pastime. Then put them in cans and eat them? Possibly. This canned unicorn meat is not real, luckily. The can comes open at the bottom to reveal body parts of a dead unicorn, but they’re stuffed.