From Dickshooter to Belchertown, This Map Shows the Most Hilarious Town Names Ever

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Social Media Editor23 January 2018

Fancy moving to a place with a name you won’t be able to utter without laughing? It’s actually easier than you think, especially in the US, and this shocking map is here to prove it to you!

These are arguably the number one most hilarious place names in each of the 50 states, but they are only the beginning of the lols!

via Estately

While the absolute funniest and most awkward one is probably Booger Hole, Wisconsin, there are so many more big winners!

In alphabetical order by state, here are some strong contenders for most hilarious American place names ever. You’re welcome.

Alabama: Boar Tush, Lick Skillet, Smuteye

Alaska: Clam Gulch, Coldfoot, Deadhorse

Arizona: Kaka, Nothing, So-Hi

Arkansas: Bald Knob, Blue Ball, Weiner

California: Bieber, East Yolo, Old Fig Garden

Colorado: Gunbarrel, Hygiene, Last Chance

Connecticut: Happyland, Moosup, Mystic

Delaware: Bacons, Flea Hill, Hoars Addition

Florida: Christmas, Leisure City, Yeehaw Junction

Georgia: Balls Ferry, Cash, Empress

Hawaii: Cod Fish Village, Haiku, Volcano

Idaho: Dickshooter, Dingle, Slickpoo

Illinois: Big Foot Prairie, Chicken Bristle, Lick Creek

Indiana: Gnaw Bone, Pigeon, Santa Claus

Iowa: Balltown, Fertile, Hicks

Kansas: Dry Wood, Good Intent, Red Onion

Kentucky: Broad Bottom, Hippo, Knob Lick

Louisiana: Cow Island, Dry Prong, Waterproof

Maine: Bald Head, Owls Head, Shady Nook

Maryland: Accident, Crapo, Shady Side

Massachusetts: Belchertown, Satans Kingdom, Teaticket

Michigan: Colon, Dick, Hell

Minnesota: Castle Danger, Good Thunder, Ham Lake

Mississippi: Chunky, Guntown, Hot Coffee

Missouri: Bragg City, Cooter, Knob Noster

Montana: Big Sag, Hungry Joe, Sourdough

Nebraska: Gross, Hazard, Wee Town

Nevada: Carp, Pine Nut, Weed Heights

New Hampshire: Dummer, Freedom, Tinkerville

New Jersey: Buttzville, Foul Rift, Scullville

New Mexico: Elephant Butte, Holy Ghost, Pie Town

New York: Butternuts, Handsome Eddy, Model City

North Carolina: Flea Hill, Lizard Lick, Whynot

North Dakota: Four Bears Village, Killdeer, Zap

Ohio: Ballville, Chagrin Falls, Pee Pee Township

Oklahoma: Dead Women Crossing, Greasy, Hooker

Oregon: Bridal Veil, Idiotville, Wankers Corner

Pennsylvania: Bird-in-Hand, Halfway House, Intercourse

Rhode Island: Little Compton, Moosup Valley, Woonsocket

South Carolina: Fingerville, Mayo, Sugar Tit

South Dakota: Bad Wound, Blunt, Rumpus Ridge

Tennessee: Bean Station, Boring, Sweet Lips

Texas: Ding Dong, Latex, Zipperlandville

Utah: Gunlock, Shivwits, Virgin

Vermont: Bread Loaf, Cozy Corner, Mosquitoville

Virginia: Bumpass, Dumfries, Tightsqueeze

Washington: Big Bottom, Cashup, Swede Heaven

West Virginia: Bald Knob, Hoohoo, War

Wisconsin: Cheat Lake, Imalone, Spread Eagle

Wyoming: Chugwater, McNutt, Miner’s Delight

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