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15 Shocking Maps Only Americans Will Find Funny

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Social Content Editor
Updated: 16 May 2017
America the great, America the bold, America the hilarious. From creepy river monsters to what every state is worst at and when cows will take over the White House, here are 15 funny, beautiful, NSFW and mind-boggling maps of America that only her peoples will truly understand.

This map that shows you how long every American lasts in bed…

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This map which shows that everyone in Wisconsin is basically drunk all the time…

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This map which shows you when all the bars across America open and close…

Bar opening/closing times across the United States

This map that shows what every state in America is worst at…

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This raunchy map that shows the most popular porno searches across the entire nation…

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Via Reddit/Pornhub

This interactive map which shows the horrifying growth of Walmart…

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This map that more or less proves that America’s national dish is pizza (and especially pizza from Pizza Hut)…

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This map which shows America is desperately trying to prove something…

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This map which shows you all of America’s creepy lake monsters…

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This extremely colourful map showing that cows will soon take over the White House…

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This map that will make you feel goddamn poor…

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This map that shows you what you should be ashamed of googling in your state…

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This map which tells you how your state will kill you…

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This map that shows the United States of Emoji…

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And finally, this map which shows you every state’s favourite dog…

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Via Reddit

Love maps? This rude map of the world will make you laugh hard!