You Know You're A Real Londoner When...
No matter what anyone says, you don’t have to hail from Londinium to be a real Londoner. Once you’ve lived, worked and had a broken heart in this city, the ways of the capital naturally sink into the depths of your miserable old cynical soul. Cynicism + misery = true Londoner, right?
You’ve mastered the art of giving maximum shade…
Which means you never smile (and are suspicious of those that do)…
The thought of ever leaving London makes you want to throw up…
You never, under any circumstances, have any money to your godforsaken name…
You feel like walking through Covent Garden is like walking through the depths of Mordor…
You get savage tube rage for absolutely no reason…
Your fridge is empty because you can’t actually afford food anymore …
You walk around like you own the place…
This is you on rent day…
You start dressing like this…
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You constantly tell yourself you love your job despite the godawful pay…
You stop caring about the price of alcohol – £6.75 is normal for a crap Malbec right?
You would never dream of going shopping on Oxford Street…
You feel like you should see a psychiatrist for all your #firstworldproblems…
You have an inexplicable hatred for cyclists…
You secretly think you’re cooler than those fake ‘Zone 7, 8, 9’ Londoners…
When that glorious view from Waterloo Bridge makes you stop, grin and realise that all the above is totally worth it…
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Since you are here, we would like to share our vision for the future of travel - and the direction Culture Trip is moving in.
Culture Trip launched in 2011 with a simple yet passionate mission: to inspire people to go beyond their boundaries and experience what makes a place, its people and its culture special and meaningful — and this is still in our DNA today. We are proud that, for more than a decade, millions like you have trusted our award-winning recommendations by people who deeply understand what makes certain places and communities so special.
Increasingly we believe the world needs more meaningful, real-life connections between curious travellers keen to explore the world in a more responsible way. That is why we have intensively curated a collection of premium small-group trips as an invitation to meet and connect with new, like-minded people for once-in-a-lifetime experiences in three categories: Culture Trips, Rail Trips and Private Trips. Our Trips are suitable for both solo travelers, couples and friends who want to explore the world together.
Culture Trips are deeply immersive 5 to 16 days itineraries, that combine authentic local experiences, exciting activities and 4-5* accommodation to look forward to at the end of each day. Our Rail Trips are our most planet-friendly itineraries that invite you to take the scenic route, relax whilst getting under the skin of a destination. Our Private Trips are fully tailored itineraries, curated by our Travel Experts specifically for you, your friends or your family.
We know that many of you worry about the environmental impact of travel and are looking for ways of expanding horizons in ways that do minimal harm - and may even bring benefits. We are committed to go as far as possible in curating our trips with care for the planet. That is why all of our trips are flightless in destination, fully carbon offset - and we have ambitious plans to be net zero in the very near future.
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