They keep us well-mannered, efficient and stop us from doing anything naughty on our rush hour commutes – thank goodness for well-to-do Britannia!
Luckily for us, those ghastly train carriages we gasp for air in every day carry some of the most useful signage on the planet: don’t sit here, don’t stand there and now, Daily Mail Free Zones (thank heavens!).
The funny signs read:
“Please allow consideration for fellow passengers by not reading or leaving copies of the Daily Mail newspaper in this coach.”
If you don’t believe us, just take a quick look at the hilarious tweets below!
Love it! … Spotted on the train …
— ✩ Steven Haddow ✩ (@steven_haddow) December 18, 2016
— LondonDynaslow (@LondonDynaslow) January 18, 2017
— Billy J Ward (@_Billy_Ward) January 12, 2017
— Goodpiglet (@goodpiglet) November 18, 2016
— Ian Fordham (@ianfordham) March 5, 2014
— Susan (@SoyaGreasedTea) October 23, 2014
— The Municipal Oracle (@JarnoLondon) January 13, 2017
See, we told you we weren’t lying!
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