Smoking cannabis outside coffee shops
Although Amsterdam’s licensed coffeeshops usually feature smoking lounges where clients can spark up joints or bongs at their liberty, most cafés, bars and music venues in the city don’t let people consume cannabis on their premises (or terraces). It is also worth mentioning that smoking cannabis in the street is considered kind of rude in Amsterdam – especially around residential areas.
While cycling in Amsterdam may seem idyllic, it is the main mode of transport in the city and riders are generally trying to get somewhere as quickly as possible. This makes biking in Amsterdam pretty hectic and the city’s cyclists are notoriously unsympathetic towards anyone that’s unaware of biking etiquette or local traffic rules. For example, riding in crowds is generally frowned upon, whereas cycling on the sidewalk is actually illegal.
Queueing for Anne Frank House or the Van Gogh Museum
Anne Frank House and the Van Gogh Museum easily rank among the most popular sites in Amsterdam and attracts hundreds of visitors every day. The queues to enter these museums are often insanely long, even though it is possible to reserve tickets online and avoid these lines altogether.
Walking in bike lanes
Most streets in Amsterdam have designated bike lanes that usually lie slightly lower to the ground than the sidewalk. Many tourists aren’t aware of this division and often stray into oncoming bike traffic while strolling around the city. It is easy enough to avoid this classic blunder by sticking to the pavement and looking out for little bike symbols on the road.
Randomly stopping people in the street to ask for directions to the Red Light District
Amsterdammers generally aren’t too keen on people equating their hometown with the Red Light District and may even get offended when tourists stop them in the street to ask for directions to this notorious part of the city, especially if they’re busy walking or biking somewhere themselves.
As Dutch people tend to drink beers from 20ml or 33ml glasses, it is quite difficult to find places that serve pints in Amsterdam. In fact most bars will presume that customers want these smaller measures, unless they specifically state otherwise. Although ordering a pint probably won’t offend anyone, it is usually easier to follow local customs and order smaller beers (pro tip: Dutch beers are often much stronger than they appear).
Buying drugs from street dealers in Amsterdam is very risky as these shady characters often bulk up their wares with literal garbage or potentially lethal substances. Several people actually died in 2014 after buying deliberately tainted drugs from street dealers and 17 other were hospitalised.