We say hand, Swedes say beard. We say cookie jar, Swedes say letterbox. Is it starting to make sense? It should, because it’s the equivalent of getting your hand caught in the cookie jar. And those beards are a nice touch, particularly when you consider the high rate of hipsters in Sweden.
‘Hjärtrum’ literally means ‘heart room’, while ‘stjärterum’ is an idiom within an idiom and doesn’t translate well, although we could say ‘star of room’. Very confusing, of course, but in the end, this phrase means everyone can fit in if everyone’s willing. Think of it like this: there are loads of people at the dinner table but you want to squeeze in a few more; you will make it happen if you really want to.
The word ‘huvudet’ means ‘the head’, while ‘ta sig‘ means ‘getting’, so if you get water over your head, it means you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. Since that’s yet another idiom, let’s say that it means you’ve taken on more than you can handle and leave it at that.
You know how we in the Anglo world cross our fingers when we’re wishing for something or hoping for good luck? When Swedes want good luck or a wish fulfilled, they hold their thumbs. It’s right up there with ‘knock on wood’, which thankfully is the same in Sweden – although Swedes use ‘touch wood’.
Now you’ve done it! Well, yes, if you’ve shit in the blue locker, you certainly have made a mess of things. Swedes are pretty casual when it comes to swearing, so don’t be offended by the (no pun intended) blue language – this simply means you’ve gone too far and it’s time to simmer down.
We don’t beat around the bush, while Swedes pussyfoot around a hot bowl of porridge. This means to avoid directly addressing something or neglecting to speak your mind. The funny thing is that in public arenas, Swedes are very outspoken, but in private life they are much less so.
Swedes are a bit of a worrisome lot, so this idiom gets quite the workout in daily life. While the literal translation makes you wonder how many cows are slipping across the frozen waters of Sweden, what it really means is ‘don’t worry’.
Despite being world-renowned pacifists, some Swedish idioms veer towards the violent. When Swedes talk about a close shot never getting you a rabbit (or hare), they mean ‘close but no cigar’, which actually means ‘nice try but better luck next time’.
You know those people who tell a story and you just know much of it is, shall we say, ’embellished’? We might call it making a mountain out of a molehill, but it’s a bit more than that. It’s not just exaggeration, it’s full-on rewriting of history. Swedes don’t like those who boast, so if you hear this phrase, dial it back.
We might liken opinions to assholes, but Swedes, despite their reputation for being reasonable, liken those pesky opinions to the entire ass. For them, opinions are divided down the middle – and there’s no accounting for taste.