Mastered some Greek
Let’s be honest, Greek is not an easy language to learn, especially for first-time new language students. But understanding and speaking the local language is essential. Of course, we’re not saying you should be fluent in Greek, but you should at least be able to find your way around and comfortably hold a conversation in Greece.
Handled Greek bureaucracy
We are not going to lie: Greek bureaucracy is harsh. Office hours are non-existent, and people are often forced to spend hours waiting in line before facing a not-so-helpful public servant. But if you have managed to survive the ordeal, then you really have what it takes to live in Greece.
Joined in the Easter fun
Perhaps one of the best holidays to spend in Greece, Orthodox Easter is full of traditions, family time and great food. From the midnight services to the traditional dishes and the quirky local customs, it is a time when you can definitely get a glimpse into Greek culture.
Understood the silent ‘no’ and other non-verbal cues
Besides ‘oxi’, there is another, non-verbal way to say no in Greek: raising an eyebrow while clicking your tongue. Some masters simply raise their eyebrow when asked a question. Once you understand that and all the other non-verbal cues, it means you are a true local.
Known at least five Greek celebrities
And we mean celebrities in Greece, not just internationally known celebs. Bonus points if you are up to date with all the latest gossip about them.
Sat at a café long after you’re done with your order
Greeks are big on socializing, so they don’t shy away from having a three-hour-long coffee with their parea or staying at the table hours after dinner is done. It doesn’t even occur to the waiter to ask them to leave, and nobody feels guilty of hogging a table.
Wished everyone kalo mina at the beginning of the month
Greeks are specialists when it comes to seasonal greetings, and so it’s not surprising to hear locals spontaneously wish a ‘good month’ (‘kalo mina’) to anyone they meet on the first day of the month.
Ignored when cars speed up at an orange traffic light
At the beginning, you almost choked down your coffee when you saw it, or maybe you were unlucky enough to be in a taxi when the driver actually pressed on the accelerator pedal when the light turned orange. Today, however, you are no longer surprised. Even worse, you do it yourself when you dare to drive.
Memorised the major name days
Greeks are serious about their name days, so make sure to wish a good name day to all the Marias, Giorgoses and Dimitris – even Charalamboses – in your phone book.
Embraced the amount of olive oil in food
You may have once rolled your eyes every time you saw the amount of oil in Greek salad or been surprised when you saw locals sprinkle their meat with lemon juice. Now, you use olive oil for everything yourself and add a little oregano to homemade fries.
Learned all about Greece’s two national holidays
You’re perfectly familiar with the national holidays: Independence Day and Labour Day. In fact, you know the Greek calendar so well, you’re not even surprised to stumble upon a protest in the streets or to witness a 24-hour public transport strike.
Worn long sleeves in warm weather
You have been living here for a while, so you’ve become accustomed to the seasons. Even on sunny days in April, you still wear long sleeves until the temperature rises above 30°C (86°F). Same goes for late September, when you’ve started wearing jeans and light jackets while tourists are still donning shorts and t-shirts.
Visited somewhere besides Athens and the islands
Being an expert of Greece means knowing more than just Athens and a few islands here and there. The country has a few underrated gems such as Thessaloniki, Ioannina, Kavala, Kalamata as well as smaller towns and villages like Kastoria, Monemvasia, Preveza, Nafplio or Xanthi. There’s no knowing Greece without exploring it.