This Map Shows Every Country's Tourism Slogan And It's Hilarious

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One of the great things about travelling is the over zealous advertising slogans countries around the world come up with to entice you to pack your bags, grab your passport and spend your hard-earned cash in their hotels, malls and restaurants.

Did you know – Culture Trip now does bookable, small-group trips? Pick from authentic, immersive Epic Trips, compact and action-packed Mini Trips and sparkling, expansive Sailing Trips.

In fact, some of the slogans are so ridiculous that the clever clogs at Home & Leisure (former Family Break Finder) put all the funny sayings and phrases together and shoved them all into this impressive map:

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Here’s just a few that made us LOL:

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-But what does that even mean? (Here’s your answer)

2. The United States of America – “All Within Your Reach”…

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– Unless you’re a minority… (But hopefully it doesn’t get to that point!)

3. Slovakia – “Travel in Slovakia, Good Idea”…

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-Truly inspiring, really Slovakia, we’re packing our bags now. (But really, it’s just underrated)

4. Ireland – “Jump into Ireland”…

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-We’d rather not, too cold. (Unless you’re visiting all the EPIC places in this gem of a country…)

5. Iran – “You Are Invited”…

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-Really?! Could have fooled us. (Because, you know, isn’t that what tourism was designed for?)

6. The United Kingdom – “Home of Amazing Moments”…

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-Pre Brexit, definitely. Post? Absolutely not. Just travel up and down the country and you’ll see the misery slapped hard on everyone’s face. (Fine, we don’t need to get too political. It’s just a bit of a shame)

7. Turkey – “Be Our Guest”…

-Well… (Although, Turkey IS known for its hospitality)

Since you are here, we would like to share our vision for the future of travel - and the direction Culture Trip is moving in.

Culture Trip launched in 2011 with a simple yet passionate mission: to inspire people to go beyond their boundaries and experience what makes a place, its people and its culture special and meaningful — and this is still in our DNA today. We are proud that, for more than a decade, millions like you have trusted our award-winning recommendations by people who deeply understand what makes certain places and communities so special.

Increasingly we believe the world needs more meaningful, real-life connections between curious travellers keen to explore the world in a more responsible way. That is why we have intensively curated a collection of premium small-group trips as an invitation to meet and connect with new, like-minded people for once-in-a-lifetime experiences in three categories: Culture Trips, Rail Trips and Private Trips. Our Trips are suitable for both solo travelers, couples and friends who want to explore the world together.

Culture Trips are deeply immersive 5 to 16 days itineraries, that combine authentic local experiences, exciting activities and 4-5* accommodation to look forward to at the end of each day. Our Rail Trips are our most planet-friendly itineraries that invite you to take the scenic route, relax whilst getting under the skin of a destination. Our Private Trips are fully tailored itineraries, curated by our Travel Experts specifically for you, your friends or your family.

We know that many of you worry about the environmental impact of travel and are looking for ways of expanding horizons in ways that do minimal harm - and may even bring benefits. We are committed to go as far as possible in curating our trips with care for the planet. That is why all of our trips are flightless in destination, fully carbon offset - and we have ambitious plans to be net zero in the very near future.

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