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From Porn To Booze, These Revealing Maps Will Completely Change Your Mind About Europe

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Social Content Editor
Updated: 13 April 2017
Which European country is the oldest? What are European women searching for on PornHub? How long do European kids get to go on vacation for? And most importantly, how do you say ‘beer’ in every European language? Looking for all the answers? Take a look at these awesome (and hilarious) maps below!

Here’s a map that shows you the most common surnames in Europe…

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Courtesy of imgur.com

Love cars? This map shows you all the top-selling brands in each country…

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eurocrat97 / Via reddit.com| © eurocrat97 / Via reddit.com

Yes Ma’am. Here are the last European monarchies and Kingdoms of Europe…

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beic / Via reddit.com| © beic / Via reddit.com

This boozy map tells you how to say beer in several different European languages…

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Courtesy of imgur.com

This one shows how old each European country is (and yes, the UK is STILL in Europe everyone…)

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Jimmy / Via jimmysbook.com| © Jimmy / Via jimmysbook.com

Speaking of the UK, this spoof map shows you how the entire nation perceives Europe…

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This one details the richest people in each European country…

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Doncuneo / Via reddit.com| © Doncuneo / Via reddit.com

This is what the continent would look like if all the ice caps melted in the world (bye UK, see ya Finland and whoops, looks like Holland has been totally wiped out!)…

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jesus_stalin / Via reddit.com| © jesus_stalin / Via reddit.com

The Vatican has a lot to say about Europe (LOL)…

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This is what the women of Europe search for on Pornhub (#interesting)…

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Courtesy of Pornhub / Via pornhub.com

Here’s a map that shows what percentage of kids still live with their parents…

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Courtesy of maptitude1.tumblr.com

This one shows you which countries have the most metal bands (WOW Scandinavia, just WOW)…

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Courtesy of jakubmarian.com

This map shows you how much European countries recycle (it looks like the east has A LOT of catching up to do)…

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top_logger / Via reddit.com | © top_logger / Via reddit.com

This map tells you which countries allow same-sex marriages…

Silje L. Bakke / CC BY-SA 3.0 / creativecommons.org / Via commons.wikimedia.org
Silje L. Bakke / CC BY-SA 3.0 / creativecommons.org / Via commons.wikimedia.org| © Silje L. Bakke /Via commons.wikimedia.org

And this one even tells you which ones have anti-gay and anti-trans laws in place…

Martin Strachoň / Wikimedia Commons / CC BY-SA 2.5 / creativecommons.org / Via commons.wikimedia.org
Martin Strachoň / Wikimedia Commons / CC BY-SA 2.5 / creativecommons.org / Via commons.wikimedia.org| © Martin Strachoň /Via commons.wikimedia.org

This map details how long primary school kids’ summer vacations are (BRB, moving the brats to Italy)…

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Courtesy of jakubmarian.com

The most attractive Europeans live in these countries, according to this very pink map…

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Courtesy of imgur.com

This is how much sunshine Europeans get every year (no wonder the Brits are so depressed)…

Courtesy of Wikicommons
Courtesy of Wikicommons

Here’s a map that shows you the 1.35 million 😱 waterways on the continent…

Courtesy of imgur.com
Courtesy of imgur.com

And finally, this revealing map tells you what each country calls Santa Claus…

Courtesy of rappzula / Via reddit.com
Courtesy of rappzula / Via reddit.com

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